"The world has too many people showing too much loyalty to their groups. That is why I’m so proud to be member of ALU, anti-loyalists united, where we refuse to show loyalty to any other groups. My local chapter just kicked out George for suspicion of showing loyalty to California, and we chastised Ellen for expressing doubts about the latest anti-loyalty directives from headquarters. We’ll only lick loyalty by showing we are united behind our courageous ALU leaders. All hail ALU!